Stinky Cheese

I have had something stuck in one of my gray boots that has been annoying on and off for a few days.  I would feel it in there and then it would be gone again.  Whenever I felt it, I was not in a place that I could whip my shoe off and see what it was.  So, I would forget about it.  Well, anyway, it was a piece of hard, rotten cheese.  This is my life.  Don't know whether to laugh or cry.