An Ode To My Hubby

Tonight, like every other night, is a good night.  And I am fully prepared with witty remarks and clever quotes.  One of the many superior things about my husband is that he gets my humor.  I love him for that.  So, tonight we are taking a break from real life and dipping into our stash of our favorite movie and t.v. quotes.  Ya, because we are cool like that!

Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

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 Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."

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Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

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 Pam: You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.

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Jessica: Guess that whole friendship things on hold.

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Melvin: Is he dead yet?

Nora: No. Would there be any way that you would be willing to walk his dog for him?

Melvin: Absolutely.

Nora: You're a wonderful man. Two o'clock would be a good time. And here is the key in case he is asleep. Open his curtains for him, so he can see God's beautiful work, and he'll know that even things like this happen for the best.

Melvin: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day in your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.

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 The Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

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 GLENN
Hey you. Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?

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Jeremy and I are having a lot of fun doing this.  Looking up quotes.  Fun stuff.  You are the best Jeremy Kelley.  Never forget that.