Eden loves graham crackers. She knows that they are rectangular shaped (she knows all her shapes really well) too. Well, whenever she wants graham crackers she will come up to me and say:"Come on, Rectangles!" LMAO! Now, I know that she is not call me "Rectangles" but, the way that she says it, she IS! It is hilarious if you hear her say it! Then when you give her the graham cracker she will say:"Two long, Two short, has four sides." That is one of the little rhymes that Mrs. McConnell teaches the kids to help them learn their shapes.
Cullen has been obsessed with China lately. I don't know what prompted it but, he wants us to go to China on summer vacation so that he can get some chopsticks to eat with. I told him that we could get chopsticks here in America and he was blown away. Last night Trisha and I got out for a girls night and went to Shokai for Sushi. I picked up a few sets of disposable chopsticks. This morning I gave Cullen a set and he was so happy! He said:"Thank you, Mom! Now the next time I eat spaghetti I can use my chopsticks!!" Bahahahahaha!! SPAGHETTI?!?!!? What the what?!?! Oh well, he was thrilled to have a set of chopsticks finally!
Cullen also came up to me the other day and told me that when he gets bigger he was going to work on computers like Dad. I told him that would be nice. Then he added:"I will work on computers when Dad is dead." Oh. Nice. Lol! Then when I got home last night, Jeremy told me that Cullen told him that he wanted to be a train driver. And if he couldn't be a train driver......well then he wants to be a Roman soldier!
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Friday, June 5, 2015
Friday, January 9, 2015
Is This For Real?
Now, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE me some pinterest. And milkshakes for that matter. But, what the crap is this all about!? Seriously. Why!? Why would a milkshake in a freaking sugar shaker be good or serve any purpose at all? Where do you store all your dang sugar shakers when not being used for a flippin' shake? Some people, I'm sure, just have too much time and space on their hands. Give me some of that instead of a freaking milkshake in a freaking sugar shaker. Smh.
Monday, December 22, 2014
Funny Froo
My Eden has my fashion sense I think! lol! She loves to dress up but, this day she was ready to go to school like this. We convinced her to change out of her pajamas but, the hat and glasses had to stay.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Funny Girl
Okay, this is embarrassing and funny at the same time. Eden just picked up my flipper (fake tooth, retainer thing) that was sitting on the desk next to me. She put it in her mouth and said "teeth, YUM!" Bahahahaha!!! I laughed so hard! Oh my! She sees me take it in and out. Oh funny stuff. But, I hate that thing. I have an appointment on the 5th of August to consult next on what to do with my teeth. It should be fun I am sure. Please note the sarcasm in my typing.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Eden's Hiding Spot
Oh, this girl is a brat and a half!! lol! This is one of her favorite things to do no matter how many times I tell her no! This particular time she ripped one of my laundry bags all the way down the backside so it is pretty much useless now. I decided it doesn't matter (this thing has lasted me over 12 years, miraculously!) and it is time for a new one. So, when we move, it gets tossed out for sure!
Anyhow, this is her in action. She loves to hang on the bars and flip around them. Silly girl!
This is her "I'm not doing anything wrong" face!
Monday, April 7, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Kids Sayings
CULLEN: "Holy cow moly!"
CULLEN: "Oh snap!"
Eden took a shower with Jeremy one day because I didn't want to bend over the side of the tub and wash her with my big belly. Well, Cullen remembered that and asked Jeremy if he could take a shower with him tonight. We said okay...I guess, lol! The first thing he says when he gets in the shower with Jeremy? "Dad, your peter is too big!" Bhahahahahaha!
I smell popcorn at 7:45 in the morning. Asher is popping popcorn.
ME: Asher why are you popping popcorn???
ASHER: I like popcorn. I am a popcorn eater.
Can't argue with that I guess......
Me: Cullen, you are so cute, can I eat you up for supper?
Cullen: No, that will make you cry.
CULLEN: "Oh snap!"
Eden took a shower with Jeremy one day because I didn't want to bend over the side of the tub and wash her with my big belly. Well, Cullen remembered that and asked Jeremy if he could take a shower with him tonight. We said okay...I guess, lol! The first thing he says when he gets in the shower with Jeremy? "Dad, your peter is too big!" Bhahahahahaha!
I smell popcorn at 7:45 in the morning. Asher is popping popcorn.
ME: Asher why are you popping popcorn???
ASHER: I like popcorn. I am a popcorn eater.
Can't argue with that I guess......
Me: Cullen, you are so cute, can I eat you up for supper?
Cullen: No, that will make you cry.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Silly Spongebob
This tickled my funny bone right now! LOL! I have severe anxiety at various times in my life. And without my prescription of Lorazepam (Ativan) I wouldn't have made it through some situations!! It's like a little miracle pill that makes everything wonderful again!! :)
Monday, February 17, 2014
Monday, January 6, 2014
Batman and Batgirl Defeat Evil
Oh my goodness!!! Okay, so Jeremy and I had just set ourselves down on the couch after taking all the kids upstairs for bedtime stories, prayers, etc. and not two seconds later Jeremy looks at me and says "I swear I just saw a bat fly down the steps." I laughed and was like "no you didn't". Then I looked over at the stairwell and SAW A FREAKING BAT FLY BACK UP THE STAIRS!!!!
Okay, so we had no idea what in the world to do. None at all. I have two brooms in the house. I grabbed one and decided to try to move the Christmas tree so that we could open the front door and try to shoo it out the door. Easy, right? Wrong. Oh so wrong. Wrong as wrong can be. I walked over to the tree and right then the bat flew down the stairs and I flipped out! I ran away swinging the broom behind me as I went, screaming like a banshee chicken! Jeremy is screaming "You hit it, you hit it, get back here!" But, I couldn't wrap my mind around what he was saying and continued running into the kitchen where I proceeded to open the fridge and freezer doors in an effort to block the bat from following me! LOL! I have no idea what I was thinking!??! So, the bat got back up off the ground and flew back up the steps.
Then Jeremy took the broom and decided to try to look up the steps., He is standing at the landing swinging the broom at the bat, trying to knock it to the ground. He then decided to jump as high as he can to try to get the bat with the broom....only he forgets that he is standing on the landing and slams his poor little head into the ceiling!! He left a huge hole in the ceiling and said he thought he broke his neck!! Bahahaha!! And he broke the broom! He snapped the head of it right off. We were laughing and freaking out at that same time! I finally got the tree moved and we opened the door and propped it open so that now the full force of the Winter Storm Ion was upon us and our house. At this point the bat flies down and avoids the door and we swat at it/run away and it ends up in the coat closet. I take this opportunity to run upstairs and let the kids know that nothing bad is happening (yes, it is!). I find the older boys all huddled in Liam and Asher's room talking about something is attacking us downstairs! I go into my room where Cullen and Eden are. Eden is curious and wants to come downstairs. Cullen is mortified and sobbing underneath the comforter. I get the older boys and tell them to all go to my room and not open the door. Eden won't stay in so she is fighting the bat with us/in our way the entire rest of the time. I sneak back downstairs and get on the computer real quick to look up bat removal (ha!). Jeremy is contemplating how to get it out of the coat closet. The house is freezing. We shut the door. Online it says that you need to get the bat on the ground because it cannot take off very well from the ground. And then capture it and take it in to get tested for rabies and what not. Great. Just great.
Jeremy decided to dress up like a cat burglar and see if he can capture it. It flies out of the closet, (I run away again) he starts smacking it with the broom (breaks it) and gets it on the ground on the landing of the steps. The broken broom then bends in the middle and Jeremy can't swat it anymore and the bat flies over to the other side of the dining room where we can't see it. Perfect. We are obviously good at this. Jeremy then asks if there is an animal control number we can call. I just look at him like he has completely lost his marbles. (I think the bonk on the head clouded his thinking a bit, lol). Yep, I bet animal control would be right out in the middle of the Polar Vortex that was upon us! So, we try to come up with a new plan of action. We are using the lids to large rubbermaid storage containers at the point to swat at the thing with because we have no brooms left. Jeremy timidly starts going to the corner of the dining room when I see the bat hanging on my Santa figure on top of my book shelf!! It falls to the floor where I think it is immobilized since Jeremy beat the crap out of it with a broken broom. So, I tell Jeremy to move the book shelf and cover it with a big rubbermaid container so we can capture it. As soon as he moves the book shelf the bat shoots out right at me and sends me into a tizzy into the kitchen again!!! GAh!!!!! It goes back up the steps and perches (hangs upside down) right on our door frame. We yell at the kids to stuff a blanket at the base of the door so that the bat can't get under it (we read this online too) and try to come up with yet another battle plan. So, Jeremy in his crazy head to toe bat fighting outfit slowly walks up the steps and tries to smack it off the door and into a box. Well, he succeeded in getting it on the ground then covered it with the box. Then we had to figure out how to get something underneath it so we could pick the box up. I ripped up some cardboard and we had to slowly and shove it underneath as the bat is screeching and clicking around in the box trying to get out. UGH, freaky! WE get the cardboard underneath it and then duct tape the cardboard to the edge of the box. Jeremy took it outside and left it there with a snow covered garbage can on top of it. Wheew!!!
Now, where the heck did it come from!?!?!? Are there more?!!? Crap almighty, I can't take another episode like that!! It took us over an hour to get it out. Cullen is now on a bat kick and worried about everything about it. Oh my! So, this morning Jeremy goes outside to check on the cars and what not and comes back and said that the whole box, bat and all, are gone. Super. Now, our neighbors will find a rubbermaid box with cardboard duct taped to the top with a stinking dead bat inside......at least it should be dead in that cold, right!?!?!?!?!? Other casualties of the bat fight, both our brooms, a new rubbermaid container (a big 20 gal. size too) and our ceiling and a few stray ornaments from the tree!! So, how does our evening during the storm compare to yours!??! LOL!
holy FREAKING crap-ola!!!!
@##$!*)$!@$*!
Okay, so we had no idea what in the world to do. None at all. I have two brooms in the house. I grabbed one and decided to try to move the Christmas tree so that we could open the front door and try to shoo it out the door. Easy, right? Wrong. Oh so wrong. Wrong as wrong can be. I walked over to the tree and right then the bat flew down the stairs and I flipped out! I ran away swinging the broom behind me as I went, screaming like a banshee chicken! Jeremy is screaming "You hit it, you hit it, get back here!" But, I couldn't wrap my mind around what he was saying and continued running into the kitchen where I proceeded to open the fridge and freezer doors in an effort to block the bat from following me! LOL! I have no idea what I was thinking!??! So, the bat got back up off the ground and flew back up the steps.
Then Jeremy took the broom and decided to try to look up the steps., He is standing at the landing swinging the broom at the bat, trying to knock it to the ground. He then decided to jump as high as he can to try to get the bat with the broom....only he forgets that he is standing on the landing and slams his poor little head into the ceiling!! He left a huge hole in the ceiling and said he thought he broke his neck!! Bahahaha!! And he broke the broom! He snapped the head of it right off. We were laughing and freaking out at that same time! I finally got the tree moved and we opened the door and propped it open so that now the full force of the Winter Storm Ion was upon us and our house. At this point the bat flies down and avoids the door and we swat at it/run away and it ends up in the coat closet. I take this opportunity to run upstairs and let the kids know that nothing bad is happening (yes, it is!). I find the older boys all huddled in Liam and Asher's room talking about something is attacking us downstairs! I go into my room where Cullen and Eden are. Eden is curious and wants to come downstairs. Cullen is mortified and sobbing underneath the comforter. I get the older boys and tell them to all go to my room and not open the door. Eden won't stay in so she is fighting the bat with us/in our way the entire rest of the time. I sneak back downstairs and get on the computer real quick to look up bat removal (ha!). Jeremy is contemplating how to get it out of the coat closet. The house is freezing. We shut the door. Online it says that you need to get the bat on the ground because it cannot take off very well from the ground. And then capture it and take it in to get tested for rabies and what not. Great. Just great.
Jeremy decided to dress up like a cat burglar and see if he can capture it. It flies out of the closet, (I run away again) he starts smacking it with the broom (breaks it) and gets it on the ground on the landing of the steps. The broken broom then bends in the middle and Jeremy can't swat it anymore and the bat flies over to the other side of the dining room where we can't see it. Perfect. We are obviously good at this. Jeremy then asks if there is an animal control number we can call. I just look at him like he has completely lost his marbles. (I think the bonk on the head clouded his thinking a bit, lol). Yep, I bet animal control would be right out in the middle of the Polar Vortex that was upon us! So, we try to come up with a new plan of action. We are using the lids to large rubbermaid storage containers at the point to swat at the thing with because we have no brooms left. Jeremy timidly starts going to the corner of the dining room when I see the bat hanging on my Santa figure on top of my book shelf!! It falls to the floor where I think it is immobilized since Jeremy beat the crap out of it with a broken broom. So, I tell Jeremy to move the book shelf and cover it with a big rubbermaid container so we can capture it. As soon as he moves the book shelf the bat shoots out right at me and sends me into a tizzy into the kitchen again!!! GAh!!!!! It goes back up the steps and perches (hangs upside down) right on our door frame. We yell at the kids to stuff a blanket at the base of the door so that the bat can't get under it (we read this online too) and try to come up with yet another battle plan. So, Jeremy in his crazy head to toe bat fighting outfit slowly walks up the steps and tries to smack it off the door and into a box. Well, he succeeded in getting it on the ground then covered it with the box. Then we had to figure out how to get something underneath it so we could pick the box up. I ripped up some cardboard and we had to slowly and shove it underneath as the bat is screeching and clicking around in the box trying to get out. UGH, freaky! WE get the cardboard underneath it and then duct tape the cardboard to the edge of the box. Jeremy took it outside and left it there with a snow covered garbage can on top of it. Wheew!!!
Now, where the heck did it come from!?!?!? Are there more?!!? Crap almighty, I can't take another episode like that!! It took us over an hour to get it out. Cullen is now on a bat kick and worried about everything about it. Oh my! So, this morning Jeremy goes outside to check on the cars and what not and comes back and said that the whole box, bat and all, are gone. Super. Now, our neighbors will find a rubbermaid box with cardboard duct taped to the top with a stinking dead bat inside......at least it should be dead in that cold, right!?!?!?!?!? Other casualties of the bat fight, both our brooms, a new rubbermaid container (a big 20 gal. size too) and our ceiling and a few stray ornaments from the tree!! So, how does our evening during the storm compare to yours!??! LOL!
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Sunday, August 18, 2013
A Good Laugh
Jeremy and I laughed until our stomachs hurt when we saw this. Like full on, couldn't breathe, laughing. It was amazing. And you have to admit, that is pretty dang funny! BAhahahaha!!
Monday, August 12, 2013
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
Monday, July 1, 2013
Eden Is Hardcore
The other day I ended up with just Asher and Eden here....much to my dismay. I had just started watching The Sandlot with the bigger boys when Jeremy came to take them somewhere. So, I was bumming. But, got some good time in with Eden and Asher. They were playing together fantastically! I found them dancing with guns on the deck box.
It was the cutest thing ever, wish I had gotten video! haha!
Eden went inside and I came in a few minutes later and found her sitting like this....BAHahahahahahaha!!
She's tough that is for sure!
Crazy girl!
Saturday, June 29, 2013
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