I Am An Old Lady

Yesterday I found a gray eyebrow hair.  I have found a few in on my head and pluck them right the heck out with tweezers.  What am I going to do if my eyebrows go gray?  I have never colored them...isn't that dangerous!?!?  Gah!  I don't want my body going to crap on me.  I don't want to get old.  My neck has been throbbing for days.  I have been on a constant regiment of prescription strength Motrin and Vicodin.  And Aleve.  I guess I need to go to the doctor but my doctor (Dr. Smith) is out on medical leave.  He had a tumor on his pituitary gland that had to be removed.  I hope he gets better soon because I really do not want to find another family doctor.